Help a bitch out

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tenpiecechickenmcscumbag
draconym

Had a dream that I was going to band camp on the moon and to save fuel they had us leave our instruments and clothes behind and only use the camp uniforms and equipment. When we deboarded the space shuttle my middle school band teacher handed me a spacesuit and a box that looked exactly like a box of pasta with the little cellophane window, but instead of pasta there were very tiny woodwind pieces and it said BASSOON on it. "BASSOON: add water."

draconym

Blue cardboard barilla pasta box edited to say "BASSOON: Just Add Water." Tiny bassoons are visible through the plastic window, underneath which is written "works on the moon." There is a depiction of a tiny bassoon hastily edited to be on the end of a fork, replacing the pasta.ALT

like this

nykloss

Ok this is all fine and good but op why the hell were you marching a bassoon

draconym

I dunno, but I like how this was the most unreasonable part of the dream to you.